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Dick at His Own Birthday Party
USD 50.00
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This one comes in heavier tiers. Get it signed, numbered, or framed as a one-of-one original.
What you're actually buying
- 8x10 archival giclée print on heavyweight paper
- Open edition, unsigned
- Ships flat in a rigid mailer within 3–7 business days
- Frame not included. You probably have one.
The Description
Happy Birthday… to absolutely fucking nobody. One sad dick, one candle, six empty chairs, and a half-dead balloon. This drawing is so depressing it should come with a free therapy coupon. The masterpiece of the collection.
Provenance
Drawn by the artist behind one of the most-quoted child roles in 2000s television. Twenty years of residuals. Zero formal training. The drawings are made in his apartment, on the same desk where he answers fan mail he never reads.
All work is intentionally crude. No artistic skill is claimed or implied.
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