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From $28. Four tiers, one aesthetic. Unsigned prints for the curious. Signed numbered editions for the committed. Signed originals for the deranged. Commissions for the truly lost.

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New York Dick
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SIGNED & DATED
Dick at His Own Birthday Party
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CERTIFIED PHALLIC
Dick at the DMV
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LIMITED RUN
Dick on Vacation
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INK ON PAPER
Two Dicks at the Altar
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The Triumphant Bastard
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MADE TO ORDER
The Director's Cut — Custom Commission
USD 1500
Commission
Commissions Open
Want your own Dick?
Send a photo. Get a deliberately crude custom drawing. One-of-one, framed, with proof video.
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