★ Intentionally Bad Art ★Signed & Numbered★ A Former Child Actor's Revenge ★Ships Worldwide · Tracked★ The Drawings Are The Joke ★Plain Packaging
★ Intentionally Bad Art ★Signed & Numbered★ A Former Child Actor's Revenge ★Ships Worldwide · Tracked★ The Drawings Are The Joke ★Plain Packaging
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New York Dick

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This one comes in heavier tiers. Get it signed, numbered, or framed as a one-of-one original.

What you're actually buying
  • 8x10 archival giclée print on heavyweight paper
  • Open edition, unsigned
  • Ships flat in a rigid mailer within 3–7 business days
  • Frame not included. You probably have one.
The Description

Pizza in one hand, coffee in the other, getting honked at by a taxi while a rat uses his balls as a highway. The ultimate NYC tourist experience. Wearing his "I ❤️ NY" shirt, standing in the crosswalk like he owns the place. Peak city living. Smells like regret and hot garbage.

Provenance

Drawn by the artist behind one of the most-quoted child roles in 2000s television. Twenty years of residuals. Zero formal training. The drawings are made in his apartment, on the same desk where he answers fan mail he never reads.

All work is intentionally crude. No artistic skill is claimed or implied.

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