★ Intentionally Bad Art ★Signed & Numbered★ A Former Child Actor's Revenge ★Ships Worldwide · Tracked★ The Drawings Are The Joke ★Plain Packaging
★ Intentionally Bad Art ★Signed & Numbered★ A Former Child Actor's Revenge ★Ships Worldwide · Tracked★ The Drawings Are The Joke ★Plain Packaging
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The Director's Cut — Custom Commission
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The Director's Cut — Custom Commission

USD 1500.00
Qty
1
Ships worldwide
Tracked
Plain packaging
Discreet
Damaged on arrival?
We replace it
What you're actually buying
  • One (1) custom 11x14 drawing of a subject of your choosing
  • A short video of the artist drawing it, for proof and entertainment
  • Framed in plain black wood, ready to hang
  • Signed Certificate of Authenticity, hand-numbered
The Description

A one-of-one custom commission. You send a reference photo, the artist draws it badly. Includes a short video of the drawing being made, framed delivery, and a Certificate of Authenticity. Limited to 2 commissions per month. Waitlist required.

Provenance

Drawn by the artist behind one of the most-quoted child roles in 2000s television. Twenty years of residuals. Zero formal training. The drawings are made in his apartment, on the same desk where he answers fan mail he never reads.

All work is intentionally crude. No artistic skill is claimed or implied.

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