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The Triumphant Bastard
USD 95.00
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What you're actually buying
- 11x14 archival giclée print
- Signed and hand-numbered in pencil
- Edition of 500 — when it's gone, it's gone
- Shipped flat in a rigid mailer
The Description
WE DID IT, BOYS! Absolute American glory. Soldiers raising a massive veiny dick like it's the flag on Iwo Jima while the sun shines down like God himself is proud. This is the most patriotic thing you'll jerk off to.
Provenance
Drawn by the artist behind one of the most-quoted child roles in 2000s television. Twenty years of residuals. Zero formal training. The drawings are made in his apartment, on the same desk where he answers fan mail he never reads.
All work is intentionally crude. No artistic skill is claimed or implied.
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