★ Intentionally Bad Art ★Signed & Numbered★ A Former Child Actor's Revenge ★Ships Worldwide · Tracked★ The Drawings Are The Joke ★Plain Packaging
★ Intentionally Bad Art ★Signed & Numbered★ A Former Child Actor's Revenge ★Ships Worldwide · Tracked★ The Drawings Are The Joke ★Plain Packaging
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Two Dicks at the Altar
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Two Dicks at the Altar

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This one comes in heavier tiers. Get it signed, numbered, or framed as a one-of-one original.

What you're actually buying
  • 11x14 archival giclée print
  • Signed and hand-numbered in pencil
  • Edition of 500 — when it's gone, it's gone
  • Shipped flat in a rigid mailer
The Description

'Til Death Do Us Part… or Until One of Us Gets Cold Feet and Ghosts. A beautiful dick wedding. Groom rocking a tiny top hat, bride in a veil holding a bouquet of baby dicks, and the officiant dick looking way too serious. True love has never been this fucked up.

Provenance

Drawn by the artist behind one of the most-quoted child roles in 2000s television. Twenty years of residuals. Zero formal training. The drawings are made in his apartment, on the same desk where he answers fan mail he never reads.

All work is intentionally crude. No artistic skill is claimed or implied.

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